Date: 12/1/2009

True story

A young couple were on their way to get married.when the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. 'If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand,'she said. The guy emarked,'I don't mind' Several miles down the r...oad, the guy turned to the girl and confessed that the other reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl said, 'I don't mind.' And so, they got married at the Attorney generalas office. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard.Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor. When she regained consciousness, the guy said, 'I told you before, so why were you so surprised?' 'You told me it was just like a baby.' The guy replied, 'It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long'


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